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September 23, 2008
19:19
I know what you did last summer
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August 25, 2008
8:24
Oh Lawdy
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I need help.
Im playing a very dangerous game here but this guy gets me HOT.
Get thee behind me satan.
I try to change my wicked ways and this is what befalls me.
Its true the devil makes work for idle hands.
How come i didnt meet this man, my second soul mate, 3years ago....

Yehkpa!

Im meant to be choosing my asoebi.

Kai, I wish my mum would chill.
I will Charles would chill.

I'm happy and I love the man but am I really ready to be wifey....

I had planned to go to Hvar next summer with the italian girls....

Bloody hell.

How do i reconcile this????
June 30, 2008
17:20
Ermmmmmmm
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Everyone is allowed one last fling before jumping the broom right?

RIGHT?
June 05, 2008
17:55
Thanks Guys
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You guys are just the best! Thanks for all the messages in my previous post! Luv Ya!

Sorry for my absence, its been a crazy period with exams and ofcourse latest developments with Charles.

I obviously cant say tooo much on it but plans are going accordingly.

Its all pretty crazy, happening quite fast.

I hadnt long written my nostalgic post about how we loved the way our exes loved us (it was saved in my drafts for a bit), when we started talking again.

I mean, we'd always spoken, but this time it was different. There was sincerity in his voice. He came back to London and it was nice- just like in the beginning.

Our time together previously was definitely drama filled so we spoke about that, the reasons, and just trying to understand who we were then. I mean, we'd had this conversation a million times before but it was usually interjected with tears. lol.

Anyways, words were said, questions were asked and answers were given.

He returned to Naij and went to see my mum :-)

Im not sure what else to say at this point. Im happy, nervous and excited all at the same time. I still feel like I dont deserve it but im definitely going to take it and run with it.

What i love most is how he is so in control which allows me to relax and be a feminine me. As opposed to me always fightin him then preaching equal rights and respect. Why should i stress when someone is there begging and willing to handle it? Ive come to realise, you can either choose to be respected or cherished, to have both at the get go is a tough job. I choose the latter. Its because of the latter men have given up their crowns for women. I'll get my respect buzz from my career jare.

I only have one little problem. When to tell him about my investments. I vote after the wedding. LOL.

On a different note, regarding the TWO JUDASES, i admit Judas is a tough thing to call someone but its a reflection of how I felt when i heard what was going on. I love communicating with bloggers (thank goodness for facebook) and love the fact that bloggers have trusted me with their real identities and shared their pictures with me, invited me to private events and just generally been sweethearts. For these two bloggers, I bear you no ill-will, I cant keep a grudge with anyone, far too much energy expended the wrong way. I've pretty much blocked you from msn, email and facebook, not to be mean, but just because i feel like Boyz to Men, we have come to the end of the road. I wish you all the best, really. And not to worry, I wont be revealing names.

Meanwhile, one of my facebook friends, 'M.I' is just the cutest yellow thing i've ever seen. lol. Wish i had a worthy fella to hook you up with. Do you know who you are? lol

Soul.... thanks for that! Scary stuff o.

London Buki *cyber hug*

Meanwhile who is reading 14th and Serenity? Brilliant stuff.

Ciao.
xxx
May 23, 2008
0:39
Mrs Chameleon ???
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Hmmm....
I almost dont feel deserving
But i love the man
Always have... always will....
Its seems all that time he was looking at me intently... he did have a plan.

Its been a struggle deciding what to do with my blog
I love my posts
and my comments
and just.... well everything!

I have taken down a few key posts....

I realised recently, that even after months of chatting (online)with some bloggers, I cannot trust anyone not to want to reveal my identity and possibly scandalise it... You know who you BOTH are - JUDASES!

Pity....

Im still resisting pinching myself every few seconds... but its real
Its really real

Will explain all later!
xxx
May 01, 2008
20:04
Luv Da Way U Luv Me
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Desperate Housewives Season 4... Episode ??? Gabby and Carlos are divorced but having an affair. He's tryin to break up with Edie but she (Gabby) is getting frustrated because even though she is re-married, she and Carlos want to get back together. At a party she tries to make him jealous by flirting and he smashes a glass. Her new husband (a political fella) learns of her past affair and is more worried about his rankings in the polls. Later, in the bathroom, Gabby and Carlos are kissing and she says....'I dont just love that you love me, I love the way you love me. I want a man that is ready to fight/battle if he thinks that he is going to lose me (referring to his smashing a glass i presume).....'
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Okay, firstly... excuse my tardy update. I've got exams and lots of studying to do and I figured if i didnt update now.... I wouldnt till the end of May (hint hint)...

In between my sporadic studying, I've been getting engaged in alot of drama.

Some of you might remember Mike who i was dating before? Well things arent so clear cut between us especially now that he has broken up with the hag he was cheating on me with and is trying to do a 360... sigh... he wishes. Who can blame him anyway, the babe went positively kolomental on him. One of her antics included smashing his phone because he dared text me when they were together. I must admit though, i got some kind of weird pleasure in winding her up simply because i needed her to be put in a situation where her niceties would fade sharpishly.

It did, Mike got a taster and has RUN. lol. WIMP.

But back to my Desperate Housewives tip above, Ive been thinking lately of past relationships (Mike excluded) and been wondering if its possible that I've let my greatest love slip through my fingers.

I say this because when I was 21/22, I fell in love with the most amazing guy. We even lived together before he relocated back to Naij.

In my sober moments, I think about him... but Ive been thinking about him alot lately... I guess this means i've been sober a lot. No?

Like how he used to run me baths, sit on the side and help me wash my hair.
Or how after Ive made dinner, we'd lie of the sofa and he'd rub my feet.
Or the fresh flowers I got to replace the old ones he got... he even got me fresh lavender. Where the hell do you get fresh lavender from?
Or how he'd sometimes carry me to bed. Yes o....!
He even framed our pictures and displayed round our(his) flat...
The beautiful text messages...
Picking me from work in the evenings and taking me to my favorite Italian.....

The more I think about him, the more regretful i feel I didnt make a better go of things.

Even with all of Mike's cash and swagger, nothing compared to that guy. He wasnt even wealthy like that... but we were sha happy.

Then there is Charles who i broke up with recently. Well, like April 06 or so. He probably fits into that Carlos spec.
He was incredibly possesive but at the same time extremely passionate.

Sometimes well into our relationship Id catch him looking at me with such intensity that I'd turn away blushing... I used to wonder what went through his mind at times like that but I was always too scared to ask incase it was something trivial. I prefered to imagine he was projecting us into the future.

Or how when we went for events together, he would hold my hand as we entered and wouldnt let go till someone I know pulled me away....

Ha! I remember once, we went for a house-party and i wore this really short A-line skirt with no knickers. Dear Lord forgive me! After a few drinks and few hours, Charles and I start dancing in this packed dark room, and soon enough, his hands found his way under my skirt. After like 15minutes, the guy said 'Bye' to everyone and dragged me home! lol. That night, I had one of the best sex experiences of my LIFE! Definitely Top 3. I'll spare you the sordid details.

The problem though with Charles was that his intensity and passion often crisscrossed with anger. Then, I wasnt an easy person to deal with. Extremely spoilt and idealistic, it was my way or no way. I hit a brick wall with him on many occassions. Him shouting at me, warning me.... Any other couple would walk out on each other but the truth of the matter was that we loved each other.

Even till now, Charles would go to the ends of the earth for me... but in a relationship, it was bloody volatile. Some might say, 'girl, thats not love - love is this love is that'... bullshit i say. Love is all that fairy tale stuff but add some grittiness for good measure because fact is, thats what life throws at you so DEAL and don't RUN like a bloody wimp.

I have no regrets with Charles.
I regret the ex I mentioned above, pity that he's now 'happily married' with a kid.
I regret Mike... other than my sweet Audi, he's been a cancer.

There is a general rule i have about getting back with exes. Sure its allowed but only if you guys know the score. Like, you know you're just shag buddies living out Okafor's law, or you're both ready to get serious and go down the aisle... If its not any of those options, why recycle?

Charles and I are a weird case. Whatever we felt for each other hasnt gone, its just been diverted with rebound relationships. Yes i know our relationship was volatile, but when it was good, it was also the best. I really felt the man will fight for me and go to the ends for me as long as he was respected and not constantly challenged (jump in a younger Chameleon).

Hmmmn, I'll figure this out after exams! My head hurts.

A friend I shared these feelings with called me a hopeless romantic! True?

Gosh, I hope not.

Regarding my 'Going White'... ive met a few interesting guys that I will blog about next.
Do i hear holiday home in Turks and Caicos???.... yessir! lol

Any background info on Mike or Charles will be found on the side bar, titled PLAYERS.

Ciao guys.
xxx
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April 21, 2008
19:02
Beautiful Young and Talented
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Nigeria's own Nneka Egbuna now based in Germany.
The youtube clip i've attached has 250,000 views.... most of the comments are in german.
Abeg lets support our own
Her first album is called Victim of Truth (available on i-Tunes and Amazon.com/co.uk) and this video below, which is shot in Naij, is called HeartBeat.
Its the first released single from her new album 'No Longer at Ease' out later in the year....

ahn ahn... did u feel the drums on the track? mad!
April 17, 2008
19:56
Fonejacker
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hilarious clips from a UK phone-prank show. I love the animations used to depict the callers.

"Pressing and Steaming"

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"Internet Service Providings"

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"Automated Cinema Booking"

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"Cousin Benson"

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"Rent a Flat"

enjoy! real post coming soon. ciao!! xxx
April 06, 2008
16:34
For LondonBuki
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1 Thessalonians 4:13 – end “The coming of the lord”

¹³Brothers, we do not want you to be ignorant about those who fall asleep, or to grieve like the rest of men, who have no hope.
¹⁴We believe that Jesus died and rose again and so we believe that God will bring with Jesus those who have fallen asleep in him.
¹⁵According to the Lord's own word, we tell you that we who are still alive, who are left till the coming of the Lord, will certainly not precede those who have fallen asleep.
¹⁶For the Lord himself will come down from heaven, with a loud command, with the voice of the archangel and with the trumpet call of God, and the dead in Christ will rise first.
¹⁷After that, we who are still alive and are left will be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air.
And so we will be with the Lord forever.
¹⁸Therefore encourage each other with these words
March 18, 2008
4:50
Going White
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Okay, so what the hell am i going on about this time right?

I'll tell you.

Im fed up with Nigerian Guys.

Yes ooooooo

Totally, abso-fucking-lutely, cant stress this any further, fed UP with the lot of ya!

There was a time when i used to pride myself on spotting the nigerian guy in the crowd. Although i must confess, i had an unhealthy preference for yoruba guys!

Pray tell u ask? Well, they knew how to hold it down. They are lavish, they've got style and they know how to treat their women. Igbo guys arent bad either, its just that they get very traditional so you find yourself cooking swiftly for their 10 friends while he screams at you should you dare argue with him 'Im the man and youuuuu're the wooooooman'.

Or did that only happen to ME???

Anyway, I never dated Calaber guys, heard they were randy fools who would shag the housemaid when you left for work.

Hausa's are too into polygamous stuvvs.... as in, u want me to crase right?

And who else is left.... errrm Edo.... dont know much about them but if they are Edo-yoruba.... or from the Igbenedion/Ibru etc type clans... no shaking.

So that brings me back to yoruba guys.

I once went for a boat party held by Igbo guys, everyone in there was igbo and i wasnt giving anyone face but the one guy i evcntually got a number from (im gangster oh) was probably the only yoruba guy in there. And what drew me to him....?
His whole demeanor.... cool exterior, P-diddy type confidence.
ya get me?

But this post is not about yoruba guys.... its about Nigerian men.

Yes, i know im being generalistic but am i really sounding like i give a damn?

I realised recently that i've been selling myself short. Only 3% of the UK population is BLACK.

Now further reduce that to the nigerians
>>>> then those who are here legally
>>>>>> then those who have REAL jobs
>>>>>>>> then those who earn over £70k
>>>>>>>>>>>>then those who live in North London or Surrey
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>then those that are Yoruba
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>then those who dont have the H-factor. as in 'Ow are you' because we all know it doesnt matter how rich you are, that stuvvs is not picky.

Im probably dealing with like 0.005% of that black population.

But wait...

>>>>> reduce further to those that arent married
>>>>>>>those that dont have a girlfriend
>>>>>>>>>>those that dont have baby mama (near impossible)

and you realise that im seriously being foolish sticking to this demographic. If this were a business deal, are these odds you'd go for?

The Igbo guys, well ya'll just carry your black behinds to Enugu and find one mgbeke to marry, leave her there with belle, return to london and continue shagging Tanisha, Ronisha, and Kelisha.

Dont get me wrong! Im not a desperately-seeking Chameleon.
I just want the right sperm-donor.

Im simply looking for a man that is minus drama and that would treat me like a queen and owns a 50acre estate in Jamaica.

That is not offended by my ideas and not threatened by my success.

Someone that would encourage me to go out and get mine and not fuck the maid while i'm gone.

Someone that speaks plainly and matter of factly. Afterall its only a naija guy that really knows how to woo his fellow woman. So im wanting to cut all that bullshit, quit the small talk and lets really know what up.

Instead of pretending to be something ur not, hoping i'll get my knickers off and cook you a big pot of moimoi. plus me sef, i dont have to pretend to be christian/born-again.

Im Cleopatra and i want my Marc Anthony dammit.

The white alternative which isnt nigerian is a huge risk.

The nice Ghanian guy might be suited and booted and financially recruited but what you dont know maybe is that his grandfather married his own sister or something crazy like that!

The Jamaican guy.... might get you shot one day...

So as i now face the white community as statistically i feel it is the best move, allow me to daydream of my future curly haired mocha coloured babies and my oyinbo sounding surname which i'll swiftly hyphenate with my african name.

eg. London Chameleon-Rogers!

My only concern is the uncircumcised dicks but you know what i learnt recently..... dont knock it till you try it.

Ciao guys.
xxx
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